Gifts, Gifts & Gifts
This is what Middle Earth is known for!
Action figures, playing cards, candles,
toys, political items, bumper stickers, and more!
It's the HAMBURGER TELEPHONE
from the popular movie "JUNO"!

Yes, it is a real phone!
Only $24.95
              FROZEN SMILES
     not your grandfather's ice tray

All of a sudden, dentures aren’t just for Grandpa anymore!
Freeze up a batch of Frozen Smiles and drop them into
any glass - they’re the ice cubes that grin right back at you
(and your esteemed party guests). Don’t you think they’ll
add a little bite to whatever you’re drinking? Frozen Smiles
is made from soft, food-safe synthetic rubber and
packaged
in clear, peggable, recyclable PET-G boxes.
 $7.95
GIN & TITONIC™
sink one in your drink

Ice ahoy!! You get 4 ocean liners and 4
icebergs — just add gin,  
Leo DiCaprio, and Kate Winslet for a perfect
party. Individual
peggable recyclable clear boxes.

Not in stock-arriving in October!
ROMAN CANDLES
party like it’s MCMXCIX

Friends, Romans, celebrants - lend me your
ears. Are you sick of counting all those passing
years the conventional way? Slow the chariot
down and start counting the Roman way --
Roman Candles are easy and fun, and doesn’t
“L” look a lot better than “50”? We’ve
packed 8 silver-trimmed candles in each set
(good for ages 1 to 89) as well as a crash
course in Roman numerology.

$5.95
 BIRTHDAY CANDELABRA
      celebrate in style

Traditional birthday candles are fine for a kid’
s cupcake, but they don’t help create a
special mood for that certain someone.
If you want a little ambiance to go with that
chocolate truffle cognac cheesecake, then
our Birthday Candelabra is here to help light
the way. It’s an elegant candle with three
wicks – but who’s counting?

Ivory, Pink, or Assorted, 5” tall, individual
peggable, recyclable display boxes.

                         $5.95
       BONECHILLERS
 a chilling ice cube tray


Chill your beverages to the bone! Fill and
freeze our Bone Chillers tray and you’ll create
an icy array of skulls and crossbones that’ll
have everyone’s timbers shivering. Drink up,
me hearties! Clear, peggable, recyclable
display boxes.

$7.95
Cat Pencil Sharpener

Meows when sharpening pencil. Litter
tray catches sharpened waste.
Assorted black and white- 6 pcs/color

$17.95
PICK YOUR NOSE
party cups with personality

Who knows how to liven up a party?
YOU do! Each of these photo-
realistic paper cups comes
emblazoned with a new nose. When
you tip your head to take a drink –
voila – you get an instant nose
job, and a chuckle from the crowd.
Remember, never turn your nose
up at a good laugh! There are 24 12-
oz. cups in each pack, evenly
divided between male and female
proboscises (errr, noses). Packed
in a nice clear box.
PICK YOUR NOSE party animals
turn your nose into something WILD

Calling all party animals - here are the perfect beverage
cups to let you express your inner beast! Drinking from
these double- coated durable 9 oz cups turns anybody’s
nose into something WILD. Perfectly sized for both kids
and adults, each pack of Pick Your Nose/Party Animals
includes 24 cups in 6 assorted animal styles. The clear box
has a picture of an adult on one side and an adorable
youth on the other...clever huh?
COOL SHOOTERS
the fill and chill shot glass mold

What's cooler than a shot glass
made of ice? Fill COOL SHOOTERS
water or your favorite juice, freeze,
and then pop out four fully-formed
with frozen shot glasses. A great
way to add a little nip to your favorite
sip! Pure food-grade silicone rubber,
clear display boxes.
In the beginning...there was bread. Ho hum.
Make that boring bread an inspiration
by embossing it before you toast! Our
easy-to-use HOLY TOAST stamper always
makes a good impression.
$14.95
COOL JAZZ
freeze, stir, and chill

It’s time to kick back and chill and
here’s a cool way to do it!
Drop one of these groovy guitars
into your drink, and give it a
stir. Just the thing for jazzing up
your favorite beverage.
Designer Glass Packaged
Candles

Unique designs and wonderful
scents.  These lovely candles have
a 90 hour burn time!

$19.95 each
New Scents!
Lemongrass-Jasmine Tea-Black Current-Dandelion-Spice Trade-Amber Clove-Sweet
Balsam-
Tea Leaf-Pomegranate-White Tea & Thyme-Sweet Pea & Vanilla-Wild Phlox


"Harming only the
humorless" since 1967
1209 S University  Ann Arbor Michigan 48104 (734) 769-1488
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ABC Cookie Cutters!
(Already
Been
Chewed)
FRED'S famous...
$8.95
HOLY TOAST!
the visionary bread stamper
$3.95
$8.95
$7.95
$16.95
Inflatable
Moose Head
$22.95
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"Body Computer Mouse"
$32.95
Ooh la la!
$24.95